2005-04-05 [-chitch-]: Steph. What's the crack?

2005-04-05 [gypsypunk]: not much matey just dossing around asever wondering where ma bro is tonight.

2005-04-05 [-chitch-]: are you an alnwicker?

2005-04-05 [gypsypunk]: well i be at ma dads which be in Swarlandia.

2005-04-05 [-chitch-]: But are you from Alnwick? ARE YOU LOCAL??

2005-04-05 [gypsypunk]: yarh i be form alnwwick born and bread.

2005-04-05 [-chitch-]: YOU ARE LOCAL?

2005-04-05 [-chitch-]: EXCELENT!

2005-04-05 [gypsypunk]: ..em yer that what i said?..duh ^.^

2005-04-05 [-chitch-]: Divvint give me any fucking cheek pettle!

2005-04-05 [gypsypunk]: sowwy. its the drink i swears

2005-04-05 [-chitch-]: Nah, it's cool!!

2005-04-05 [gypsypunk]: good! *attacks you with a slightly drunken hug smiling like a cheshire cat* ...hi..

2005-04-05 [-chitch-]: YAY!

2005-04-05 [gypsypunk]: howd a nice guy like this end up with a place like you?

2005-04-06 [LAURALOVE.]: im telling you, its stevo spiking these cocktails!!!

2005-04-06 [-chitch-]: Well. JW's was closing and Kev said I can take over.

2005-04-06 [-chitch-]: Steve. You are not welcome in the ET pub. Please.

FUCK OFF!!

2005-04-06 [.:.Close. the. god. damn. door.:.]: hey

2005-04-06 [jobby]: chitch, why isnt there any GLC in the juke box? get a bit of self suicide on

2005-04-06 [-chitch-]: I'm worried incase Steve-o takes it seriously...... HERE WE GO THEN!

2005-04-06 [jobby]: dont say fuck off to steve-o you big bully!

2005-04-06 [-chitch-]: NEVER!

2005-04-06 [-chitch-]: He deserves it. chitch is a dick check it. I made it. Some friend that cunt is.

2005-04-06 [.:.Close. the. god. damn. door.:.]: y did u fire stevo?

2005-04-06 [jobby]: steveo is the artist formely known as prince

2005-04-06 [.:.Close. the. god. damn. door.:.]: hello y did he get fired?

2005-04-06 [-chitch-]: Steve-o is the artist formally known as Bi. Now he is the artist known as BATTY BOY!

2005-04-06 [-chitch-]: cause he's a cunt

2005-04-06 [.:.Close. the. god. damn. door.:.]: y?

2005-04-06 [jobby]: chris, you can be so childish when you want to be

2005-04-06 [-chitch-]: No. I strike back when I have been insulted or attacked.

2005-04-06 [.:.Close. the. god. damn. door.:.]: so if i sed ur a bitch! wat wud u say?

2005-04-06 [-chitch-]: I know you don't meen it because we are friends

2005-04-06 [-chitch-]: and not a backstabbing bastard.

2005-04-06 [jobby]: yeh, but wen u strike back it shows that it has got to you, you need to rise above calling people names. thats just kiddish man

2005-04-06 [-chitch-]: I just don't like going down without a fight.

2005-04-06 [.:.Close. the. god. damn. door.:.]: hehe yer i didnt mean it! i call ppl bk if they call me tho jobby!

2005-04-06 [jobby]: lol i must be unique then. i dont give a shit wat people call me, i dont like the hassle of getting into an argument and falling out with people- so i just let it pass

2005-04-06 [-chitch-]: But this is not the first time that Fat cunt has done this shit.

2005-04-06 [jobby]: oke dokes mate. lets leave it. so u up2 much over the hols? any new toons?

2005-04-06 [-chitch-]: I'm making one right now. It's got some mint art in it

2005-04-06 [jobby]: coolio boolio

2005-04-06 [-chitch-]: true true

2005-04-06 [gypsypunk]: damnit wheres my bro?!

2005-04-06 [-chitch-]: who's yo bro honey?

2005-04-06 [gypsypunk]: andy neo aroanski.

2005-04-06 [-chitch-]: Neo Revan?

2005-04-06 [gypsypunk]: and hes not here to help me stand up properly!! *holding onto the bar swaying around.*

2005-04-06 [-chitch-]: I'll help if you want

2005-04-06 [gypsypunk]: waa! *neirly falls over * no its alright thanks, but you could get me another drink please hun?

2005-04-06 [-chitch-]: aye, gin ern.

2005-04-06 [-chitch-]: you Andrew's actual sis or is it figurativly?

2005-04-06 [Mal Reynolds]: not by bloodline but practically part of the family

2005-04-06 [-chitch-]: AHHHH!!!!

2005-04-06 [LAURALOVE.]: oh oh oh its all goin on in here! i dont strike back if sum1 insults me bt it does get to me!!

2005-04-06 [-chitch-]: well............ some people can't take my opinions. Others try to tell me theirs......... They waste their time.

2005-04-06 [LAURALOVE.]: so basically u tell every1 ur own opinians but u cant take it wen ppl fight back?

2005-04-06 [-chitch-]: Not quite. I tell them my opinions and tell them to fuck off if they try to copy mimic me. Just i'm sick of them lot. They are all bastards.

2005-04-06 [LAURALOVE.]: who r?? i know sum right nasty ppl and ppl i would rather die than have to b in a lesson with but i dont broadcast it!!

2005-04-06 [-chitch-]: I am just a mouthy bastard.

2005-04-06 [LAURALOVE.]: lol! ur not a bastard but like i sed, u do have alot of hate!!!

2005-04-06 [-chitch-]: Yes. Yes I do...... I can also be called passion!

2005-04-06 [LAURALOVE.]: hehe passion!!

2005-04-07 [gypsypunk]: Andy!! oh great he gona again! damn..oh well

2005-04-07 [Mal Reynolds]: I am back, and i'll take a Duff+Dr Pepper

2005-04-07 [jobby]: woah, is that a new thing that know one has herd of b4?

2005-04-07 [Mal Reynolds]: lol it is!

2005-04-07 [jobby]: quality. ill get myself one of those please, bar keep

2005-04-07 [Mal Reynolds]: (sips and has a facial spasm) I... Can see.. through time

2005-04-07 [jobby]: lol ive just realised duff isnt even a drink, its a ficticious substance from the simpsons. shame on you andy, shame

2005-04-07 [Mal Reynolds]: no shit? lol

2005-04-08 [gypsypunk]: muhahaha .*stands up*...I am the lizzard Queen!! *falls on her arse*

2005-04-08 [act of chief]: weres my job u bastard

2005-04-08 [gypsypunk]: how the feck did you lot get on ET whithought me noticing!?

2005-04-09 [JessieAnn]: join party people on elftown lol we need to get the party started!!!!!xXx

2005-04-09 [Mal Reynolds]: God damn bear traps!

2005-04-10 [gypsypunk]: emm... what bear traps?

2005-04-10 [-chitch-]: **MIXES UP A DUFF AND RUM AND TIZER FOR SELF!!** SHIT!!! I CAN SEE THE TARDIS!!

2005-04-10 [LAURALOVE.]: give gonz a job!

2005-04-10 [.:.Close. the. god. damn. door.:.]: hahahaha

2005-04-10 [-chitch-]: WHAT DOES HE WANT?

2005-04-10 [LAURALOVE.]: he wants to be the pimp

2005-04-10 [-chitch-]: this is a pub. Not a whore house

2005-04-10 [-chitch-]: I'll find something

2005-04-10 [LAURALOVE.]: good!! hes got the potensial to be ur best custemer!

2005-04-10 [gypsypunk]: what stinking bear traps?? i need another drink could you make it strong bar keep?

2005-04-10 [Mal Reynolds]: shit man get me a Duff,rum and tizer see a better fuckin Doctor Who

2005-04-10 [-chitch-]: **mixes it up**. Well I am the next Dr who!

2005-04-10 [Mal Reynolds]: woohoo! does it have bears in it? Bears with Laser beams shooting out their eyes? YEAH THAT WOULD BE COOL!

2005-04-10 [-chitch-]: I'm gunna tell those fools in BBC to bring the Daleks back!

2005-04-10 [gypsypunk]: they are apparently, except this time they can fly. spoils the advantage of stairs dont it.

2005-04-10 [Mal Reynolds]: lol as long as they are in it, I wish Christopher Eccleston wasn't leavin i have started warmin to him

2005-04-10 [gypsypunk]: hes leaving?!!

2005-04-10 [Mal Reynolds]: aye, only signed for one series and now has quit

2005-04-10 [gypsypunk]: damn ..oh well

2005-04-11 [-chitch-]: And I'll take over!

2005-04-11 [Mal Reynolds]: lol, its true the Beeb have signed CHitch

2005-04-11 [LAURALOVE.]: yeah he didnt want to be known as 'Dr who' so hes not carrying on!

2005-04-11 [-chitch-]: But I shall be Dr Who FOREVER!!

2005-04-11 [gypsypunk]: ah good good.

2005-04-11 [Mal Reynolds]: he is! i reckon we should start a poll

2005-04-11 [gypsypunk]: yer.. wait what kind of pole... oh right that kind?

2005-04-11 [Mal Reynolds]: yup, entitled "should Chitch be the next Doctor Who?"

2005-04-11 [Anna™]: yes, yes he should!!! (havnt a clue who u are or wot ur talkin bout...nevertheless)

2005-04-11 [-chitch-]: They are talking about me being the next Dr Who.

2005-04-11 [gypsypunk]: yes i think its a good plan..... what were you saing? wait a minet whers my shoes?!!

2005-04-11 [-chitch-]: LET'S FIND HER SHOES!

2005-04-11 [Anna™]: oh i get it

2005-04-11 [gypsypunk]: Yay dr. 'chlitch' will find my shoes!!!

2005-04-11 [Mal Reynolds]: poll it!

2005-04-11 [-chitch-]: INTO THE TARDIS MY FIRENDS!

2005-04-11 [gypsypunk]: oo pritty *hops around the blue box then falls over and is draged in*

2005-04-11 [-chitch-]: The crazy Tardis noise starts and the blue light flashes

2005-04-11 [Mal Reynolds]: *Andrew runs and dives through the door before it dissapears*

2005-04-11 [-chitch-]: COMES BACK IN WHAT APPEARS STRAIGHT AWAY. WE GOT THE SHOES!!!

2005-04-11 [Mal Reynolds]: damn that was such a short flight!

2005-04-11 [-chitch-]: it took us days. But I set the Tardis back here at that time

2005-04-11 [Mal Reynolds]: what would happen if the Doctor landed the Tardis on his Tardis that was there at that time. Basically what happens if h goes to the same time twice and lands on his Tardis by mistake?

2005-04-11 [.:.Close. the. god. damn. door.:.]: hello! can i hav a shocker plz?

2005-04-11 [-chitch-]: why yes of course!! If he landed on the tardis and they were it the first tardis, anyone insode would die and then they would cease to be

2005-04-11 [-chitch-]: It's lesson one in Doctor school

2005-04-11 [gypsypunk]: wow.... yay shoes!! and get the person a drink!!

2005-04-11 [.:.Close. the. god. damn. door.:.]: thanks hunny

2005-04-11 [-chitch-]: WHEY! LANDLORD GETS THE PEEVE!!! NEWCASTLE BROWN ALE FOR ME!!!

2005-04-11 [Mal Reynolds]: aaaah but think about this, the Doctor from the Future would crash and wait for the Doctor in the past to return and help him rebuild it

2005-04-11 [-chitch-]: no if the doctor was in the tardis upon impact. Then they would be fucked. ALL OF THEM!

2005-04-11 [gypsypunk]: oh dear ok then no fucking for the doctor or we all die.

2005-04-11 [Mal Reynolds]: true but then the Doctor in the future may stumble across the wreckage and learn not to go there and thus disrupting the flow of time

2005-04-11 [gypsypunk]: isnt that what happneds all the time?

2005-04-11 [-chitch-]: But the Doctor in the future hass allready killed the past doctor killing him also because it is his past self

2005-04-11 [-chitch-]: But the future Doctor would die upon impact of the colliding Tardi'

2005-04-11 [gypsypunk]: humm waht a tricky situation

2005-04-11 [-chitch-]: aye. I just have to set it like a second or a munute after the tardis sets off

2005-04-11 [LAURALOVE.]: crazystuff

2005-04-11 [gypsypunk]: yer i know *swanders out the blue box and goes to the bar, still hugging her shoes*

2005-04-11 [-chitch-]: STEPH! I LOVE YOUR SHOES!

2005-04-11 [gypsypunk]: well you can have them!! there mine *sits at the bar like gollum with her shoes*

2005-04-11 [Mal Reynolds]: should we repaint the tardis?

2005-04-11 [gypsypunk]: what colour?

2005-04-11 [gypsypunk]: what colour? poll!!

2005-04-11 [Mal Reynolds]: i agree

2005-04-12 [-chitch-]: You cannot repaint the tardis!

2005-04-12 [.Forever Dreaming.]: hello!! can i have a drink plz?? hehe

2005-04-12 [gypsypunk]: some one get this person a drink!!!!

2005-04-12 [KATIE.COMPLEASE]: haha and me..the whole party wiki's cumin 2 get a drink coz laura's not there 2 serve us hehe

2005-04-12 [.Forever Dreaming.]: yer i know god!!

2005-04-12 [gypsypunk]: yar a party!! *hides her shoes and goes back to the bar*

2005-04-12 [.Forever Dreaming.]: hehe yep a party!

2005-04-12 [.Forever Dreaming.]: so can i get a drink then ne1 *looks around*?

2005-04-12 [gypsypunk]: * jumps over the bar* what do you want love?

2005-04-12 [.Forever Dreaming.]: 3 pints of strongbow plz!!

2005-04-12 [gypsypunk]: ahh good choice! *goes to get the drinks comes back* there you go, enjoy

2005-04-12 [.Forever Dreaming.]: thanx, have 1 4 ya self too hehe!!

2005-04-12 [gypsypunk]: cheers *chuggs down the pint*

2005-04-12 [Mal Reynolds]: what the? Well since your servin i'll have a grogg

2005-04-12 [gypsypunk]: hell there was no one here, you think im gonna let the girls go thirsty!? and i didnt nick the money if tats what yer thinking. *hops back over the bar before the owner get back*

2005-04-12 [Mal Reynolds]: you truly are the spirit of the first barman ever bless you! a round to celebrate!

2005-04-12 [jobby]: can i have a pint of your finest please, bar keep

2005-04-12 [Mal Reynolds]: aye sure * pours pint* enjoy me hearties

2005-04-12 [jobby]: good lad. we havent contacted Alan Beith yet mate, but we havent forgot

2005-04-12 [Mal Reynolds]: lol good man!

2005-04-12 [jobby]: and wat about these flyers, boytch?

2005-04-12 [Mal Reynolds]: lol Hitler called his off

2005-04-12 [jobby]: ya wat ? lol

2005-04-12 [Mal Reynolds]: he wanted leaflets but cancelled his order due to the reichstag fire

2005-04-12 [gypsypunk]: oh dear what a trouble maker he is. *shakes her head* and cheers for the round andy *raises her glass*

2005-04-12 [.Forever Dreaming.]: oh ill have a cider on u [Mal Reynolds] seeing as u are offerin a round to celebrate hehe!!

2005-04-12 [Mal Reynolds]: aye aye cheers

2005-04-13 [Big S]: cant run from the sligs!!!!

2005-04-13 [-chitch-]: Cos they shoot you in the back!

2005-04-13 [jobby]: wwaaa?

2005-04-13 [-chitch-]: AYE!

2005-04-13 [.Forever Dreaming.]: ok...

2005-04-13 [KATIE.COMPLEASE]: haha right..

2005-04-13 [.:.Close. the. god. damn. door.:.]: hey! u gona buy me a drink angel?

2005-04-13 [.Forever Dreaming.]: and me hehe!! we'll need a drink to put up with next lesson hehe!!

2005-04-13 [Anna™]: and me! dont 4get me!

2005-04-13 [.:.Close. the. god. damn. door.:.]: i kno! wif cabbage and anna! lol anna is canny but shes funny wif 'i dont have a chair!

2005-04-13 [Anna™]: wel i didnt hav a chair!

2005-04-13 [.Forever Dreaming.]: haha yer i know, 2 for the price of 1 hehe!!

2005-04-13 [KATIE.COMPLEASE]: haha bless u neva do...yeah ill buy a drink..it depends how much ive got

2005-04-13 [.Forever Dreaming.]: haha yer i know, coz we make ure she dont hehe!! ah mint!

2005-04-13 [Anna™]: ha!

2005-04-13 [KATIE.COMPLEASE]: haha shh ur not suppost 2 tell her that

2005-04-13 [.Forever Dreaming.]: haha, well se knew we did that neways as michael told her!!

2005-04-13 [Anna™]: who did???

2005-04-13 [.:.Close. the. god. damn. door.:.]: hahaha lol its funny! dont stop arguing boys! i mean girlies!

2005-04-13 [.Forever Dreaming.]: nvmind!!

2005-04-13 [Anna™]: meh!

2005-04-13 [.Forever Dreaming.]: ok...

2005-04-13 [-chitch-]: elftown disco

2005-04-13 [LAURALOVE.]: blimey

2005-04-13 [KATIE.COMPLEASE]: haha michael oliver..ok never mind u dummy hehe..god a new wiki..im on bout100 already

2005-04-13 [LAURALOVE.]: what?

2005-04-13 [KATIE.COMPLEASE]: thats was 4 anna...anyhoo hilow lawz

2005-04-13 [LAURALOVE.]: whats happend wit ana? helllooo sindy!

2005-04-13 [KATIE.COMPLEASE]: haha she doesnt understand wot naomi was sayin..again

2005-04-13 [Anna™]: waaaaaaaaaaaaat??

2005-04-13 [.Forever Dreaming.]: haha yer i know GAWD!!!